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Total Medals Earned: 145 (From 22 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,215 Points

Mazza Claus

Medals Earned: 4/16 (40/565 points)

Good luck that is! 10 Points

Get shit on by a bird

Put your foot in it 10 Points

Tread in shit

Wanna buy a day rider? 10 Points

Ride the bus

Fuck this! 10 Points

Send Mazza to bi' wi' ahh Di, Jade Goody and the angles

Perfect Santa 100 Points

Finish the game with all tasks completed

Jobs a good’un 25 Points

Complete the game

Cum All Ye Faithful 50 Points

Eliminate all the Cum Men

Brrffftttt…. 25 Points

Press F

CUNT!! 25 Points

Press C

I’ll glass thi’ 25 Points

Glass someone

Elf on the Shelf 25 Points

Destroy all the CCTV cameras

Blasphemy! 25 Points

Blow up baby Jesus

‘Tis the season! 25 Points

Play the game during December.

Man’s best friend 50 Points

Collect all the dog treats

Bet you can’t do that again… 50 Points

Knock a bird shit out of the sky with a glass.

...fair enough 100 Points

Knock two bird shits out of the sky.

NUTBREAKER: THE GAME

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/230 points)

Critikalz 5 Points

You got your first critical hit! that's so cool!

So Close... 10 Points

Damn dude, that's rough

Generosity!! 10 Points

You gaved old man sal 100 bucks! That's... kinda nice

Boi you BAD 10 Points

Man, you are one bad boyfriend

AAAA MY EARS 5 Points

WeLp, ThErE gOeS mY hEaRiNg AiD

OMG MY EYES!!! 5 Points

AAAA I CAN SEE THE LIGHT (literally)

Liana's IP Address 50 Points

Boi, how the heck did you even get this

Stick Death 5 Points

Bruh

Deadly Pits 5 Points

Man those pits sure are deadly amr?

Masochist 25 Points

Damn i'm impressed you've beaten THAT difficulty

TRUE MASO 100 Points

GAWD DAMN, I'M SPEECHLESS

Paper U.F.O.

Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/95 points)

Paper U.F.O. 5 Points

Play the game.

World 1 10 Points

Finish world 1.

World 2 25 Points

Finish world 2

World 3 50 Points

Finish world 3.

Make a Level 5 Points

Make a level in the level editor.

Party Pooper

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/200 points)

Cat 5 Points

Talk to the cat

Shit Yourself 5 Points

Lose the game

The Greatest Philly Cheesesteak 10 Points

Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak

Is that.... 10 Points

No...

Gamer 10 Points

Win a game

Dig Friends Forever! 10 Points

Do something...

Shit Success 50 Points

Shit in the toilet

Express Delivery 50 Points

Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)

HOLEY SHIT 50 Points

Get a secret ending...

Riddle of the Rainbow Rune

Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/500 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Novice 10 Points

Beat the game on novice difficulty.

Apprentice 25 Points

Beat the game on apprentice difficulty.

Master 50 Points

Beat the game on master difficulty.

Empathist 10 Points

Max out red and white levels on a wizard.

Pyromancer 5 Points

Max out red level on a wizard.

Hemomancer 10 Points

Max out red and black levels on a wizard.

Lightwielder 25 Points

Max out red, green and white levels on a wizard.

Stormcaller 10 Points

Max out red and green levels on a wizard.

Alchemist 25 Points

Max out red, green and black levels on a wizard.

Aeromancer 10 Points

Max out green and white levels on a wizard.

Cultivator 5 Points

Max out green level on a wizard.

Necromancer 10 Points

Max out green and black levels on a wizard.

Cryomancer 25 Points

Max out green, blue and white levels on a wizard.

Artificer 10 Points

Max out green and blue levels on a wizard.

Fatesinger 25 Points

Max out green, blue and black levels on a wizard.

Astrologer 10 Points

Max out blue and white levels on a wizard.

Waveweaver 5 Points

Max out blue level on a wizard.

Dreamstalker 10 Points

Max out blue and black levels on a wizard.

Hypnotist 25 Points

Max out red, blue and white levels on a wizard.

Venomancer 10 Points

Max out red and blue levels on a wizard.

Warlock 25 Points

Max out red, blue and black levels on a wizard.

Cleric 5 Points

Max out white level on a wizard.

Lunatic 10 Points

Max out black and white levels on a wizard.

Shadowseer 5 Points

Max out black level on a wizard.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Rumbleweed

Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/115 points)

Abscission 5 Points

Kill

Autogamy 5 Points

Buy

Allogamy 10 Points

Combine

Anemochory 25 Points

Win

Allelopathy 50 Points

Fifteen

Anthesis 10 Points

Sandbox

Adaptation 10 Points

Parry

SCAMS_FOR_THRILLS

Medals Earned: 5/12 (25/330 points)

SCAM 5 Points

Press the scam button

LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY 5 Points

Take candy from a baby

STRONG COCK 5 Points

Win a cockfight

YOU'VE GOT MAIL 5 Points

Listen to a voicemail

GAME OVER 5 Points

Lose the game

A FROG 10 Points

Buy a dancing frog

THE WORLD WIDE WEB 10 Points

Change your desktop background

PRETTY COLORS 10 Points

Upgrade the cosmetics tab

TO BLIMP A BUTTERFLY 25 Points

Get 30 points in Flappy Butterfly

RENT PAID 50 Points

Pay 5 weeks worth of rent

FAT STACKS 100 Points

Pay 8 weeks worth of rent

HIDDEN FILES 100 Points

Unlock hidden files

Sunday Drive 2

Medals Earned: 8/13 (155/605 points)

Population: -1 5 Points

Run over a pedestrian

That’s Life in Prison, Probably 25 Points

Run over 5 pedestrians in one game

One for the Road (Literally) 5 Points

Drink a beer!

Drink Responsibly? LMAO 25 Points

Drink 7 beers in one game

Functioning 10 Points

Drink a coffee

You Absolute Bellend 25 Points

Crash into another vehicle

Thousandaire 10 Points

Score 1,000 points

Mad Lad 50 Points

Score 10,000 points

R.I.P. Your Insurance Premium 50 Points

Run over 10 pedestrians in one game

Alcoholocaust! 100 Points

Run over 20 pedestrians in one game

Blood Type: IPA Negative 100 Points

Drink 15 beers in one game

Your liver’s confused but grateful 100 Points

Drink 5 coffees in one game

Traffic Tyrant 100 Points

Score 100,000 points

Tankmas ADVENTure 2024

Medals Earned: 19/60 (125/395 points)

Day 1 5 Points

Open the 1st present!

Day 2 5 Points

Open the second present!

Day 3 5 Points

Open the third present!

Day 4 5 Points

Open the fourth present!

Day 5 5 Points

Open the fifth present!

Day 6 5 Points

Open the sixth present!

Day 13 5 Points

Open the thirteenth present!

Day 15 5 Points

Open the fifteenth present!

Day 17 5 Points

Open the seventeenth present!

Day 19 5 Points

Open the ninteenth present!

Day 22 5 Points

Open the twenty-second present!

Day 23 5 Points

Open the twenty-third present!

The Little Candles 5 Points

Open the Night of the Little Candles present!

Settle it in Flash 10 Points

Find Blade the Hedgehog

Emergency Meeting! 10 Points

Find the impostor!

Sweet Surprises 10 Points

Meet someone sweet~

Skybound 10 Points

Meet a sky traveller

...of Brakenwood! 10 Points

Find Bitey

Pure Innocence 10 Points

Take them to see the world

Checked In 5 Points

Welcome to Tankmas ADVENTure 2024!

Day 7 5 Points

Open the seventh present!

Day 8 5 Points

Open the eighth present!

Day 9 5 Points

Open the ninth present!

Day 10 5 Points

Open the tenth present!

Day 11 5 Points

Open the eleventh present!

Day 12 5 Points

Open the twelfth present!

Day 14 5 Points

Open the fourteenth present!

Day 16 5 Points

Open the sixteenth present!

Day 18 5 Points

Open the eighteenth present!

Day 20 5 Points

Open the twentieth present!

Day 21 5 Points

Open the twenty-first present!

Day 24 5 Points

Open the twenty-fourth present!

Day 25 5 Points

Open ALL 14 Christmas presents!

Day 26 5 Points

Open the twenty-sixth present!

Day 27 5 Points

Open the twenty-seventh present!

Day 28 5 Points

Open BOTH the twenty-eighth presents!

Day 29 5 Points

Open the twenty-ninth present!

Day 30 5 Points

Open the thirtieth present!

Day 31 5 Points

Open the thirty-first present!

Day 32 5 Points

Happy New Year! Open the thirty-second present!

Thanks for playing! 25 Points

Open one final gift...

Passing On 10 Points

What is a hotel but a stop in the journey?

Have a non-denominational Tankmas 5 Points

...and a very denominational Hanukkah!

It's rare! 10 Points

Encounter wild tamago, and use the rare emote

Golden Marshmallow! 10 Points

It's cooked! In a good way!

The Box for the Job 10 Points

Listen to the box's whooooole story

Many uses for a box 5 Points

Help someone out

Don't worry about it 5 Points

You know, they got like a billion of these back in the office

Cherry Chocolate Milkshake 5 Points

Meet Ponyboy!

The things you'll do, the things you'll see 10 Points

Find Project 154

Triple Trouble 5 Points

Play Triple Triangle!

Gachapon! 10 Points

View all 43 Pico Cross arts from the Gachapon

Merry Chris-mas 5 Points

Read "Jared and Oliver celebrate Christmas"

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal! 5 Points

Read "Times Up Santa"

Grand Voyage 5 Points

Duty calls those who answer the duty. For some, we get heroes, for the fortunate, we get Shmigmar.

Smiles all around 5 Points

Read "Pico and Friends - Bringing Smiles to all Kids"

File 4 - Robbery Gunchild 5 Points

Read the latest Cooper Bullet

Off to another Tankmas Adventure... 10 Points

Read the 'Tankmas Chronicles' comic

Plugged In! 10 Points

Find a mysterious cartridge at the software demonstration

Costume Party 10 Points

Get 15 different online users (including yourself) with 15 different costumes on the same screen

THE SUBSPACE EMISSARY COLLAB

Medals Earned: 3/3 (65/65 points)

Subspace GOLD 50 Points

View and visit all artist profiles

Subspace Silver 10 Points

View all enemies and bosses

Subspace Bronze 5 Points

Enter the subspace